B’David (pronounced like bidet-vid)(because my name is David)

Hello, I’m David. This is B’David. I like a good bidet and I think you might too. If you want to get one, you should. Then I’ll come install it for you. Easy peasy.

POV u talkin 2 me about not having a bidet. my face when.

“If you have a bidet, let me know, and I’ll come install it.”

– B’David (David)

What kind of bidets do you install?

Just the one kind. It goes under your toilet seat and sprays you in your butt or your front butt (for those of you with those).

this is a good one. i like this kind.

How to use a bidet

FAQ: I don’t fw these kinds of bidets:

No, not this kind, this is weird. what, i’m gonna stand up and crab walk to another, worse, toilet and spray my butt? no thank you.
i don’t fw this kind either
Ok, that's all. I hope you let me know if you have a bidet I can install.